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Libz survived her first Bikram yoga class today.
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Bikram. You feel so good afterwards.
I LOVE LIFE
Happiness thread
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Posted 29 September 2008 - 06:58 PM
So, yeah. The other one said "summer" in the title, and it's not summer anymore. So here we go.
Libz survived her first Bikram yoga class today.
I Bikram. You feel so good afterwards.
Libz survived her first Bikram yoga class today.
I
Bikram. You feel so good afterwards.
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called life. Electric word, life. It means forever and that's a mighty long time. But I'm here to tell you there's something else - the afterworld. A world of never-ending happiness. You can always see the sun, day or night. So when you call up that shrink in Beverly Hills, you know the one, Dr. Everything'll-Be-All-right, instead of asking him how much of your time is left, ask him how much of your mind, baby. 'Cause in this life, things are much harder than in the afterworld. This life you're on your own. And if the elevator tries to bring you down, go crazy - punch a higher floor.
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Posted 29 September 2008 - 07:26 PM
I LOVE LAMP
When Kleiner showed me the sky-line of New York, I told him that man is like the coral insect---designed to build vast, beautiful, mineral things for the moonlight to delight in after he is dead. - H.P. Lovecraft
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Posted 29 September 2008 - 07:33 PM
I LOVE LAMB.
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Guys have an innate ability to identify anything that looks vaguely like a naked lady.
It’s related to the ability allowing fundamentalist Christians to identify any piece of toast or tree stump or oil stain that looks vaguely like Jesus.
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pi wisdom:
"I'll add a cig to your eyeball. : |"
-Anya
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“There are three kinds of lies—lies, damned lies, and Wikipedia.”
-Benjamin Dizz-rynne-y
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"I noticed my Winamp has a CFG option. I was very disappointed when it turned out it's "configuration". I was hoping when I pressed that button something fun was going to happen. :( "
-mer
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Guys have an innate ability to identify anything that looks vaguely like a naked lady.
It’s related to the ability allowing fundamentalist Christians to identify any piece of toast or tree stump or oil stain that looks vaguely like Jesus.
-rynne
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Posted 29 September 2008 - 07:34 PM
I LOVE EWE
When Kleiner showed me the sky-line of New York, I told him that man is like the coral insect---designed to build vast, beautiful, mineral things for the moonlight to delight in after he is dead. - H.P. Lovecraft
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Posted 29 September 2008 - 08:01 PM
rynne, on Sep 29 2008, 09:34 PM, said:
I LOVE EWE
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called life. Electric word, life. It means forever and that's a mighty long time. But I'm here to tell you there's something else - the afterworld. A world of never-ending happiness. You can always see the sun, day or night. So when you call up that shrink in Beverly Hills, you know the one, Dr. Everything'll-Be-All-right, instead of asking him how much of your time is left, ask him how much of your mind, baby. 'Cause in this life, things are much harder than in the afterworld. This life you're on your own. And if the elevator tries to bring you down, go crazy - punch a higher floor.
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Posted 29 September 2008 - 10:10 PM
I love cheeseburgers. You know who doesn't love cheeseburgers? Goddamn pinko commies.
That's right.
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Posted 29 September 2008 - 10:28 PM
QueenBoomy, on Sep 30 2008, 12:10 AM, said:
I love cheeseburgers. You know who doesn't love cheeseburgers? Goddamn pinko commies.
I can has cheeseburger?
happyface: I'm actually getting my sleep schedulre relatively on track.
Remember that in a real-life situation, vampires cannot actually survive in the sub-zero climate of Alaska!
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Posted 30 September 2008 - 12:47 AM
TheAncientEnemy, on Sep 30 2008, 02:43 AM, said:
I love my mom.
That's kinda funny... so do I.
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Posted 30 September 2008 - 12:50 AM
i love walk and ogre. 
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updates daily...
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pi wisdom:
"I'll add a cig to your eyeball. : |"
-Anya
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“There are three kinds of lies—lies, damned lies, and Wikipedia.”
-Benjamin Dizz-rynne-y
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"I noticed my Winamp has a CFG option. I was very disappointed when it turned out it's "configuration". I was hoping when I pressed that button something fun was going to happen. :( "
-mer
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Guys have an innate ability to identify anything that looks vaguely like a naked lady.
It’s related to the ability allowing fundamentalist Christians to identify any piece of toast or tree stump or oil stain that looks vaguely like Jesus.
-rynne
updates daily...
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pi wisdom:
"I'll add a cig to your eyeball. : |"
-Anya
-------------------
“There are three kinds of lies—lies, damned lies, and Wikipedia.”
-Benjamin Dizz-rynne-y
-------------------
"I noticed my Winamp has a CFG option. I was very disappointed when it turned out it's "configuration". I was hoping when I pressed that button something fun was going to happen. :( "
-mer
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Guys have an innate ability to identify anything that looks vaguely like a naked lady.
It’s related to the ability allowing fundamentalist Christians to identify any piece of toast or tree stump or oil stain that looks vaguely like Jesus.
-rynne
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Posted 30 September 2008 - 12:52 AM
I love coconut rum and the way it makes you forget that you just spent your entire day living through a Monday. Spending two hours in a bar with the co-workers after work, complaining about the job over rum does wonders. I'd call it therapeutic.
This post has been edited by Nadj: 30 September 2008 - 12:53 AM
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userhell1828 [12:12 A.M.]: on the subject of borat, do you remember the gay sex wrestling scene?
ScarletAbrasions [12:12 A.M.]: Well yeah
userhell1828 [12:13 A.M.]: remember the long black bar covering up borat's junk? well, i'm similarly endowned.
userhell1828 [12:14A.M.]: JKLOL
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"It had, in fact, a sort of mixed flavour of cherry-tart, custard, pine-apple, roast turkey, toffy, and hot buttered toast."
-Alice in Wonderland
userhell1828 [12:12 A.M.]: give me your tears, gypsy!
ScarletAbrasions [12:12 A.M.]: Or I will take them
userhell1828 [12:12 A.M.]: on the subject of borat, do you remember the gay sex wrestling scene?
ScarletAbrasions [12:12 A.M.]: Well yeah
userhell1828 [12:13 A.M.]: remember the long black bar covering up borat's junk? well, i'm similarly endowned.
userhell1828 [12:14A.M.]: JKLOL
"I want to source your intersexual."
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www.lost.eu/3ec92
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Posted 30 September 2008 - 02:03 AM
I'm happy and it scares the shit out of me! 
Whisky, weed and Warren Zevon. Hank.
As nightfall does not come all at once, neither does oppression. In both instances, there is a twilight when everything remains seemingly unchanged. And it is in such twilight that we all must be most aware of change in the air - however slight - lest we become unwitting victims of the darkness.
Justice William O. Douglas
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As nightfall does not come all at once, neither does oppression. In both instances, there is a twilight when everything remains seemingly unchanged. And it is in such twilight that we all must be most aware of change in the air - however slight - lest we become unwitting victims of the darkness.
Justice William O. Douglas
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Few attacks of either ridicule or invective make much noise but by the help of those they provoke - Johnson
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You lie down with dogs you get up with fleas.
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Posted 30 September 2008 - 07:59 AM
The humor comes from IZ's mocking of TAE via the implication of hitherto-unreported sexual congress between IZ and TAE’s mother.
When Kleiner showed me the sky-line of New York, I told him that man is like the coral insect---designed to build vast, beautiful, mineral things for the moonlight to delight in after he is dead. - H.P. Lovecraft
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Posted 30 September 2008 - 09:10 AM
It's almost a "your mom" joke.
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"It had, in fact, a sort of mixed flavour of cherry-tart, custard, pine-apple, roast turkey, toffy, and hot buttered toast."
-Alice in Wonderland
userhell1828 [12:12 A.M.]: give me your tears, gypsy!
ScarletAbrasions [12:12 A.M.]: Or I will take them
userhell1828 [12:12 A.M.]: on the subject of borat, do you remember the gay sex wrestling scene?
ScarletAbrasions [12:12 A.M.]: Well yeah
userhell1828 [12:13 A.M.]: remember the long black bar covering up borat's junk? well, i'm similarly endowned.
userhell1828 [12:14A.M.]: JKLOL
"I want to source your intersexual."
- Derek Brozowski
www.lost.eu/3ec92
"It had, in fact, a sort of mixed flavour of cherry-tart, custard, pine-apple, roast turkey, toffy, and hot buttered toast."
-Alice in Wonderland
userhell1828 [12:12 A.M.]: give me your tears, gypsy!
ScarletAbrasions [12:12 A.M.]: Or I will take them
userhell1828 [12:12 A.M.]: on the subject of borat, do you remember the gay sex wrestling scene?
ScarletAbrasions [12:12 A.M.]: Well yeah
userhell1828 [12:13 A.M.]: remember the long black bar covering up borat's junk? well, i'm similarly endowned.
userhell1828 [12:14A.M.]: JKLOL
"I want to source your intersexual."
- Derek Brozowski
www.lost.eu/3ec92
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Posted 30 September 2008 - 09:30 AM
I love a good ur-mom joke.
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Posted 30 September 2008 - 10:55 AM
Heh, that reminds me that Tim said "Mom's a monkey!" the other night and I replied, "I'm related to a chimpanzee, thank you very much." 
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Posted 30 September 2008 - 11:02 AM
chimera, on Sep 30 2008, 09:55 AM, said:
Heh, that reminds me that Tim said "Mom's a monkey!" the other night and I replied, "I'm related to a chimpanzee, thank you very much."
O RLY? CHIMP!
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Note to self: blowjobs = teh win
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...But it's not what I do so much as what I am. What you do is immaterial to your sense of self, IMO. -Chim.
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I got fist fucked by a fairy stripper wearing a metric fuckton of glitter -Drone on Twilight.
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