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#21 space_ryerson

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Posted 11 August 2006 - 10:36 PM

not only would a glass table seem structurally unsound to me, I imagine it would be hard not to leave incriminating ass prints. Or, at least palms and knees prints. You get my drift.

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#22 lady_styles

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Posted 12 August 2006 - 06:18 AM

TheMadHatter, on Aug 11 2006, 11:39 PM, said:

space_ryerson, on Aug 11 2006, 10:15 PM, said:

lady_styles, on Aug 11 2006, 02:48 PM, said:

chimera, on Aug 11 2006, 02:46 PM, said:

I remember the slang differential now:

Hoover = specifically a drug reference, i.e. sucking stuff up your nose
Electrolux = sucking at most things, but most often used as an oral sex analogy.

I've never heard Hoover used as a reference to coke. Now that I'm up on my drug lingo for the month...

the glass table is the giveaway.

Ya, it was the mention of the glass table helped me figure out which HOOVER function was going on.

Hmmm, I have not had any sexual escapades upon a glass table. Not that I never had the opportunity, since I used to own a glass dining room table, but people eat there later!

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#23 tpd

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Posted 12 August 2006 - 11:23 AM

i like shards of glass in my ass in addition to stds. ^_^

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#24 kristin

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Posted 12 August 2006 - 04:04 PM

chimera, on Aug 11 2006, 11:33 PM, said:

That's a bit risky, eh? I mean, I've screwed on tables, sure, but they were sturdy tables. Mostly conference tables. You could hide under those puppies in an earthquake and likely survive falling debris and whatnot. But a glass table. . .well. . .you're never quite sure how much jiggling they can withstand, you know?

That's always been a fantasy of mine, lucky girl! Did someone angrily sweep all of the papers off said conference table, too!

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#25 chimera

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Posted 12 August 2006 - 06:42 PM

Nah, the table was already clear.

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#26 TheMadHatter

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Posted 12 August 2006 - 07:54 PM

space_ryerson, on Aug 12 2006, 12:36 AM, said:

HHAHA, This idea was so great! I LOVE IT!

Windex, my fanny!!!!

:lol:

Yes, windex. Well, the whole idea of doing that HOOVER function gives me plenty to add to my inventory for the future.

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#27 kristin

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Posted 13 August 2006 - 10:22 AM

chimera, on Aug 12 2006, 08:42 PM, said:

Nah, the table was already clear.

#28 chimera

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Posted 13 August 2006 - 07:42 PM

I soooo thought of you last night while I watched "Sean McNamara" because it had a great desk-clearing moment. And they've got glass desks, so I guess they are some sturdy glass tables somewhere.

#29 Kay

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Posted 03 October 2006 - 09:11 PM

lunatilian, on Aug 11 2006, 11:07 AM, said:

ah trent and his many unfinished projects...

-True-

I’m still interested in hearing a female collaboration between Trent and whomever. There are MANY female artists I can think of (some not so well known) that have that Rhythm and Blues- “soulfulness” he once mentioned. Don't worry, I won't post a "laundry list" of names. Oh well, maybe when he's done with NIN. Of course, an instrumental album would be nice as well.

#30 killuminati

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Posted 03 October 2006 - 09:35 PM

This topic was very, very old. Please don't bring them back up.

Just a friendly tip.

Happy posting.

#31 Kay

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Posted 03 October 2006 - 09:57 PM

killuminati35, on Oct 3 2006, 10:35 PM, said:

This topic was very, very old. Please don't bring them back up.

Just a friendly tip.

Happy posting.

Oh, I’m sorry!

I guess the following:
“Trent sure likes his dark chocolate”
“Trent and Jessica Simpson”
“Trent’s Depression”
… and so on, are more current and on topic.

Thanks for the "friendly tip."

#32 chimera

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Posted 03 October 2006 - 10:02 PM

They're current, sure, but anything that hasn't been discussed in over a month (i.e. posted in) is considered old and therefore. . .well, not really of interest to the regulars. So yeah, you're gonna get "friendly tips," and all the sarcasm in the world (*cue tamborine*) isn't going to do anything but make you feel better about yourself, I suppose.

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#33 killuminati

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Posted 03 October 2006 - 10:53 PM

Kay, on Oct 3 2006, 10:57 PM, said:

killuminati35, on Oct 3 2006, 10:35 PM, said:

This topic was very, very old. Please don't bring them back up.

Just a friendly tip.

Happy posting.

Wow, fuck you.

#34 turtle

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Posted 04 October 2006 - 10:52 AM

r00, on Aug 11 2006, 10:20 AM, said:

space_ryerson, on Aug 10 2006, 09:33 PM, said:

well, if it exists, it would have to be 1000% better than 'just say yes', her collaboration with the cure. I still haven't blotted it out of my mind.

lol I think Turtle saw her once at a party and she was playing the part of a Hoover on the glass table all night. ;-p

wrong story.

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#35 kristin

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Posted 05 October 2006 - 06:42 PM

Eh, reviving old threads is sort of lame, but at least she had something relevant to say.

This post has been edited by kristin: 05 October 2006 - 06:53 PM

#36 Skydiver

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 03:36 AM

killuminati, on 03 October 2006 - 09:35 PM, said:

This topic was very, very old. Please don't bring them back up.

Just a friendly tip.

Happy posting.

wow, common... it's wasn't even that old! lol

#37 individualzero

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 05:17 PM

No, but dude, you just resurrected a three and a half-year-old thread.

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